Don’t trust people who pretend to not like puns. They’re dead inside, a cold, hollow shell where a soul used to be.
one time my mom wouldnt let me wear a shirt that said “wtf” because it was “inappropriate”
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
Edward Dildo-armsDOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO
I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK
…I have this book.
DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO